Everything you ever wanted to know about Ranch dressing. I hadn't realized that Hidden Valley Ranch was a real place.
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Too bad you have "tivo" because right now there is a commercial for Wendy's Monterey Ranch Chicken or Monterey Ranch Burger, where the guy talks about how other people have a "sweet" tooth, but he has a "ranch" tooth. You would find it quite amusing...a cartoon tooth wearing a cowboy hat yells out at inappropriate times "Ranch!" (ie. during yoga, while the guy is making a move on a woman, etc.) Sometimes commercials are worth watching.
# Posted by YourBiggestFan | August 14, 2005 5:44 PM
I didn't realize I had a biggest fan. (I almost deleted these comments because I thought it was spam initially).
# Posted by Mark Mascolino | August 15, 2005 9:05 AM
So damn funny! RAAAAAAANCH! Tell your damn ranch tooth to shut up already! hahhaaaa so glad i am not alone
# Posted by D | August 19, 2005 7:32 PM
I LOVE THIS COMMERICIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ranch ranch ranch ranch JUST TELL YOUR STUPID RANCH TOOTH TO SHUT UP!!!!!!!! heehee, good tv
# Posted by Vanessa | August 20, 2005 1:21 AM
i friggin love this commercial. I think i almost stop breathing everytime i see it because i am laughing so hard. it's become the ongoing joke at work over the radios we all carry around. thank you very much wendy's for your creative and hysterical advertising... ranch. ranch? RANCH!!!
# Posted by Kristina | August 22, 2005 2:08 PM
The ranch tooth ad has to be THE funniest thing any advertiser has come up with in a long long time. Who ever came up with this campaign better have gotten a raise.
RANCH!!!!
# Posted by Karyn | August 22, 2005 3:02 PM
I love this commercial! I laugh out lound every time I see the Ranch tooth. The best I have seen in a long time.. Glad I am not alone!
# Posted by Michelle | August 22, 2005 3:31 PM
I have only been able to find one picture of the ranch tooth, does anyone else have any pictures?
ooh yeah...
RANCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# Posted by Cory | August 22, 2005 6:44 PM
i love this commercial....my wife and i laugh it up everytime it airs...... ranch me!!!!!! raaaaaannnch!!!!!!
# Posted by houston police | August 22, 2005 7:57 PM
I FRIGGIN LOVE THE RANCH TOOTH!!!!!!! It's nice to know that others feel the same way. I was in Wendy's and all I could think of was "RANCH...RANCH...RANCH!!!!!" I heard that there is another ranch tooth comercial other than the "tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up"??!?!?!? If anyone has any ranch tooth comercial pics PLEASE let me know!!!!!!! ranch...ranch...ranch...RANCH TOOTH. Just so people know I am not crazy, just enthusiastic!!!
# Posted by SAM | August 22, 2005 10:48 PM
I love this commercial too! For pictures, visit my website.
http://dancewriter.blogspot.com/2005/08/something-that-tickles-my-funny-tooth.html
# Posted by Dancewriter | August 23, 2005 8:25 AM
You people have no FRIGGIN' life
get one
if you cant find one...
shoot yourself and rid us of your stupidity
# Posted by qwerty5 | August 23, 2005 11:47 PM
HEy,
does adam corolla do the voice of the ranch tooth? i thought so immediatly but ...everyone thinks im nuts...tell me if does.
# Posted by Tess | August 24, 2005 12:17 AM
Geez, qwerty5...take some happy drugs and enjoy life yourself. Just because you are miserable, doesn't mean that others should be too. "Enjoy even the little things in life" is also a good philosophy. You may want to try it sometime.
# Posted by YourBiggestFan | August 24, 2005 9:07 AM
As far as I can tell and what I have read is that Adam Corolla is the voice of the ranch tooth.
# Posted by Mark Mascolino | August 24, 2005 9:23 AM
God me and two friends annoyed the hell out of some people at a wedding this past weekend by quoting that commercial non-stop. Ranch? Ranch. Ranch. RANCH!!
Anyone know where you can download the commercial? I'll have to see if I've tivo'ed it without knowing it...
raaaaaaaaaaaaanch... :)
# Posted by Smithers | August 24, 2005 10:47 AM
I would love to have a replica of the Ranch Tooth! I wonder if Wendy's has them, like Burger King has toys to go with movies? They should do it! I LOVE the Ranch Tooth!
# Posted by Jean | August 24, 2005 8:07 PM
RANCH lmao i also am i lover of the Ranch Tooth the expressions that little tooth has fill my heart with love and joy i wish i had a Ranch Tooh
# Posted by Alex | August 24, 2005 8:17 PM
omg i spelled Tooth wrong by accident how dare I my greatest appolagies ...RANCH...
# Posted by Alex | August 24, 2005 8:20 PM
Funny shizz!
I have a friend named ranj... so you can tell what happened there.
# Posted by Bingo | August 25, 2005 4:46 AM
I think that commercial is hilarious!!! Everyone at work thinks im nuts!!! I want a stuffed ranch tooth!!! Any ideas?
# Posted by April | August 25, 2005 11:41 AM
I will never use Ranch dressing again, nor will I go to Wendy's again. To think that they probably paid some nitwit (or nitwits) big bucks to come up with that inane, insipid ad is absolutely unbelievable. It works for about a megasecond than simnply becomes an annoying bore that grates on your nerves. Shaddup - is right. Dave Thomas must be rolling around in his grave.
Unfortunately McDonalds and Burger King ads are equally bad. Say goodbye to junk food!
# Posted by Geoff | August 25, 2005 12:27 PM
where did anyone find a picture of the ranch tooth!!!????!!!????!???!??!??!?!?!?!?
# Posted by rory | August 25, 2005 1:20 PM
The ranch tooth is so funny to me because of the look he has on his face in contrast to his voice, And dont forget the ranch hat on his head, soooooo funny. He needs his own show.
# Posted by mh3w | August 25, 2005 5:49 PM
This is definitly one of the best commercials ever made. I really wish there were replicas of that tooth to buy. Its amazing that that 30second long commercial, is funnier than many comedians.
# Posted by lilroot | August 25, 2005 6:14 PM
I think the Wendy's Ranch voice sounds like Alan Alda.
# Posted by Ted | August 25, 2005 7:20 PM
I think the Wendy's Ranch voice sounds like Alan Alda.
# Posted by Ted | August 25, 2005 7:21 PM
try this URL for the commercial if you haven't seen it.
http://www.adwired.com/content/spot_stream.jhtml?f=plain&key=20419&WebLogicSession=QvvOKYGkZsiXMLPVkulWuqYn5XmaTtK7hS8YS1xQOjC1s7HEj1jY
# Posted by Anonymous | August 25, 2005 10:07 PM
I am in love with the ranch tooth---not only do I think he's freakin' hilarious---but it totally makes me want one of those Wendy's sandwiches---what a great ad!
Oh--and I would also love to have a stuffed ranch tooth to call my own--I wonder if Wendy's will come out with them...
# Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2005 12:18 PM
My husband and co-workers think I'm nuts because I have laughed and talked about the Ranch Tooth commercial. I was surprised to find that there were so many other people out here with a sick sense of humor like me. I scream out ranch all the time. I even have a care bear on my desk at work holding a sign that says RANCH! That is the funniest commercial I have seen in I don't know how long! LOVE IT!
# Posted by Sam | August 26, 2005 1:45 PM
I LOVE THE RANCH TOOTH! Words can't express... this commercial is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! I still laugh everytime I see it, people at work think I'm nuts because I will walk by there cubicle and say Ranch? Or just randomly through out the day while sitting in my cubicle, loudly say RANCH! It's funny!
RANCH!!!!!!
# Posted by Elisabeth | August 26, 2005 2:56 PM
Not only do i LOVE the Ranch tooth, I actually work at Wendy's, and my employees and i spend our whole shift randomly yelling out RANCH. Sometimes the customers join in too! Usually Wendy's commercials suck, but this one is awesome!
# Posted by Sarah | August 26, 2005 3:15 PM
i LOVE this commercial. i thought it was just me. i blurt "ranch" out all the time at work and even got my co-workers saying it. I want a "tooth" ! anyone got any ideas ??
# Posted by kwan | August 26, 2005 10:55 PM
i LOVE this commercial. i thought it was just me. i blurt "ranch" out all the time at work and even got my co-workers saying it. I want a "tooth" ! anyone got any ideas ??
# Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2005 10:56 PM
The Ranch Tooth Rules! Go to my url to see commercial. Still trying to find the other one with the poker game in it: "tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!" Definitely a commercial of the year contender.
# Posted by James | August 26, 2005 11:31 PM
Love this, ad.....every friggin time it comes on I crack up. I'm saying RANCH,RANCH,RANCH all over the place. My husband gives me " That" look everytime I watch the commercial. I get my mom cracking up when I go into the Ranch thing. And I thought I was the only one in the country thinking that this Ranch Tooth is the cutest thing. I also would like Wendy's to come out with a plush Ranch Tooth......
# Posted by Ellen | August 27, 2005 12:54 PM
Just come back from Toronto. Kids love the Ranch tooth. I downloaded the ad link but it is for another ad we hadn't seen.We saw one where the guy is playing cards as well. Anyone know where we can download this one please?
mail4grays@btopenworld.com
cheers
Rob Gray
southampton
uk
# Posted by rob gray | August 27, 2005 2:37 PM
I think the voice sounds like John Ratzenberger, better known as Cliff from Cheers!
# Posted by Scott | August 28, 2005 2:23 PM
MY PARTNER AND I LOVE THE RANCH TOOTH,TOO!!!!!! I WANT WENDY'S TO SELL A RANCH TOOTH DOLL AND IF NOT, MY PARTNER IS GOING TO TRY TO MAKE ONE FOR ME. WHERE CAN I GET A LITTLE COWBOY HAT? RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH...RAAAAAAANNNNCH!!!
# Posted by Joan | August 28, 2005 10:35 PM
I think the RANCH TOOTH sounds like a guy named Dan in Bismarck, North Dakota.
# Posted by Casey | August 28, 2005 11:03 PM
I am a crafter and i intend to make some lightswitch plates of the Ranch tooth and maybe a little ranch tooth himself. I LOVE that little tooth!!!!!!!
# Posted by debbie | August 29, 2005 5:30 PM
I went to Wendy's just to see if they had any Ranch Tooth anything and there was nothing, not even a picture of the tooth in the store. I walked up to the counter and when the girl asked me what I wanted I said, Raaaanch! I asked her if they would be getting any Ranch Tooth anything and she said "No, but they should". Too bad. I would love to have one. I don't think Wendy's does that kind of thing like Burger King did with Spongebob. Since those Monterey sandwiches are only for a limited time, I suppose the Ranch Tooth will be gone soon. Too bad. I checked the Wendy's website and there was no email address to write to. You have to contact them by phone at Wendy's Consumer Relations: 614-764-3100.
# Posted by Jean | August 29, 2005 9:54 PM
I heard the ranch tooth was gay and ass rapes the tooth fairy every night.
Horrible.
# Posted by Sloppy Joe | August 30, 2005 1:26 PM
I think your Ranch commercial is the most annoying piece of junk I have heard in a long time. I probably will never order a Wendy's burger again. Surely you can come up with a much more pleasant bit. Everyone I talked to lately feels the same way.
# Posted by John Smith | August 30, 2005 4:02 PM
farries are girls so how could a "gay" ranch tooth rape a female?
# Posted by phil | August 30, 2005 7:53 PM
I can't believe on how annoying that commercial is my whole family hates it and some of my family member swore they wouldn't step foot in the wendy's ever again... do know how annyoing ti is to hear ranch on the tv... god who thought of this commercial if they got payed for thinking that commercial up then i don't know what this world is coming to.. i swear on my life i will never eat at wendys becuase of that stupid commercial my god some people just need to get a life..
# Posted by Sam | August 30, 2005 11:21 PM
Extremely annoying a commercial with an unshaven, unkept jerk and his tooth, pretty sad state of affairs. I will never again enjoy ranch dressing at Wendy's or on a salad again. It has the same effect as Jaws and going swimming. sick sick sick sick.
# Posted by Nancy | August 31, 2005 9:52 AM
If anyone finds a link to the video that includes the poker game, please let me know. I LOVE it!!
ranchranchranchranchranchranchraaaaaaaaaaanch!!!!
P.S. I know there are many of you who think it's stupid but you don't have to email me telling me I'm a dork....migallimore@charter.net
# Posted by Mary | August 31, 2005 2:26 PM
I think the Ranch tooth rocks. Anyone who dosnt like the tooth can kiss my ass :)
you dont like it? pucker up
# Posted by mouse | August 31, 2005 11:08 PM
The RAAAAAAAANCH TOOTH is hysterical. I saw him up for sale on Ebay. He is so funny I really want my own!!
# Posted by MEGN | September 1, 2005 10:48 AM
that commerical is friggin hilarious and anyone who doesn't like it and would actually take the time to go to a website to voice their concern has serious problems. RANCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# Posted by goosedog | September 1, 2005 12:46 PM
RANCH!
# Posted by Cheryl | September 1, 2005 3:54 PM
I freaken love this dude ! can does anyone have a pic that they can send me PLEASE?
R A N C H ?
# Posted by Rob | September 2, 2005 9:08 AM
RANCH!
# Posted by Anonymous | September 2, 2005 2:00 PM
RANCH! Ranch? Raaaanch. (ranch). Ranch. Ranch. Ranch. RANCH!
# Posted by SensibleB | September 2, 2005 2:03 PM
This commerical is really funny. My little sister sometimes jokes about having a "CSI tooth," or a "West Wing tooth." She'll go around the house saying "CSI!" in that funny voice. LOL :o)
# Posted by Carmen | September 2, 2005 5:01 PM
If you go to eBay and enter "ranch tooth", you will see that Wendy's is selling THE ACTUAL PROP FROM THE COMMERCIALS. Trouble is, bidding is up to $700.00. TT~TT (crying) But the money goes to Dave's Adoption charity, so it's a GOOD thing. And the best part is, you can Save the image of the Tooth from the eBay page!!!
OMGWTFRAAAAAANCH!!!!
P.S.--My mother works for the US Postal Service, and sits in the office all day going RANCH! Her desk is right behind the PO BOXES. So when she hears one opening, she lets loose! RANCH!!!
P.S.S.---Ranch. :-)
# Posted by NJranchfan112 | September 2, 2005 8:28 PM
Thanks njranchfan for telling us about the picture of the Ranch Tooth on Ebay! Now I have one that I can take to work and look at all day.
RANCH!!!!
# Posted by Jean | September 3, 2005 7:15 AM
Has anyone found a download of the ad where he, and the tooth, are playing cards?
# Posted by rob gray | September 3, 2005 12:20 PM
"raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnncccccccchhhh" awwwwww yeaaaah baaabbbyy RANCH!!!!" "tell your frickin' ranch tooth to SHUT UP"
I've never been to Wendys before. (no I'm not bs'ing you, but I will go now, for sure, after this commericial has been made)
everyone who doesn't like the tooth: you suck!
# Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2005 4:12 PM
I am totally getting annoyed with the Ranch Tooth. It was good the first time, but it's being overplayed and getting annoying.
# Posted by Anonymous | September 4, 2005 10:38 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Wendy-s-Original-Ranch-Tooth_W0QQitemZ4763819461QQcategoryZ18839QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
# Posted by Ranch | September 4, 2005 3:33 PM
do you guys have a pic of the guy who says "tell you stupid ranch tooth to shut up."
# Posted by Anonymous | September 5, 2005 12:38 AM
p.s. question marks suck other question marks?
# Posted by Anonymous | September 5, 2005 12:40 AM
The Ranch Tooth is so funny I made a desktop popup program for my wife! It randomly (you can set the time limits) pops up and hollers "Ranch!", and disappears.
Go to my website for download. No adware, spyware, or crap in it. Free, just because it is fun!
http://www.zippybackflash.com/software.htm
# Posted by LonnieWest | September 5, 2005 9:29 AM
I NEED A PIC OF HIM
# Posted by monica | September 5, 2005 9:10 PM
Was up at the cottage this weekend and the only thing that kept coming out of everyones mouth was RAAAAAAANNNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH! We are dying to find out if we could buy a Ranch Tooth with a cowboy hat or any other memorbilia of Ranch. Perferabley a Ranch Tooth. RRRRAAAANNNCCHH. Please email me whenever you want soon. At jdounas@rogers.com. Hurry we need RRRRRAAAANNNCCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# Posted by Ranchx13 | September 6, 2005 5:36 PM
OMGWTFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNCH!!!
I hope this works! I found this on another message board! I can't believe it JUST worked for me. Someone PLEASE tell me it works for YOU! I just wanna share the love of RANCH!!
http://www.adwired.com/content/spot_stream.jhtml?f=plain&key=20419&WebLogicSession=QvvOKYGkZsiXMLPVkulWuqYn5XmaTtK7hS8YS1xQOjC1s7HEj1jY
# Posted by NJRanchFan112 | September 6, 2005 10:21 PM
Has anyone found the other commercial online, the one where he is playing poker and the guys says "tell your stupid ranch guy to shut up"?
I need the audio clips from that.
A radio show broadcast a link to my site, and I've been swamped with people downloading the Ranch Tooth Desktop buddy. It is still online at: http://www.zippybackflash.com/software.htm
If you have having problems downloading it, just try again later.
Cheers
# Posted by LonnieWest | September 7, 2005 6:20 AM
omg... I just downloaded that Desktop buddy. THAT KICKS A$$!! I'm gonna load it on a bunch of the empty PC's here at the office, and leave the volume up...
muahaha
# Posted by Cubegeek12 | September 7, 2005 1:47 PM
They just added a ZIP file of all the "Ranch" sound bites to the zippybackflash site!!!
Anyone found a link to the poker table commercial?
# Posted by Cubegeek12 | September 9, 2005 6:24 AM
There's a nice picture of him on the Ebay website where they are auctioning the original Ranch Tooth. Right now he's going for $1,025. and there are 6 more hours to go. At the bottom is a good picture of him and I now have it as the background on my computer screen. Just right click on it.
# Posted by Jean | September 10, 2005 7:12 PM
Ranch Tooth Winning bid: US $1,781.00
Ended: Sep-11-05 00:15:00 PDT
History: 52 bids (US $100.00 starting bid)
Winning bidder: nocarlno ( 96)
# Posted by Anonymous | September 11, 2005 6:32 AM
I haven't seen the
Ranch Tooth on TV lately. Maybe now that he's been sold we won't see him any more. DAMN!!!
I still want one! RAAANNNNCH!
# Posted by Anonymous | September 12, 2005 7:08 PM
Hello, You guys are losers. Stop harrasing the ranch tooth. Let him rest in peace.
Get off his dick
# Posted by YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS | September 14, 2005 9:33 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^
you speak wisdom
# Posted by I agree with the guy above | September 14, 2005 9:35 PM
Hey, I like the way this thread is going man... There some very valid opininos being expressed by "YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS"
he is wise, hes very wise
# Posted by you two are smart | September 14, 2005 9:37 PM